kia kat

Not Deal! Hot Deal! Hot Deal!
now Available at Cenla Cat Project! Introducing the 2026 KIA KAT!
This handsome black-and-white male kitten was discovered at a Kia dealership, and folks, have we got a DEAL for you! MAKE: Domestic Feline MODEL: Kia Kat CONDITION: Lovingly used, pre-spoiled, and in excellent working order! MILEAGE: Low, but increasing rapidly! ENGINE: Purrs like a dream! Wait...that's not the engine. That's Kia! ACCELERATION: 0 to ZOOM in under 10 seconds! HANDLING: Excellent cornering ability, although occasional loss of traction on slick floors. FUEL: Premium kitten chow, treats, and unlimited affection. MAINTENANCE: Low! Just provide food, toys, a clean litter box, and plenty of love. SPECIAL FEATURES: Extra-large affection package.Automatic purr activation. High-performance toy-chasing system. Built-in lap warmer. Treat detection sensors. Unlimited entertainment package AND WAIT! THERE'S MORE! 30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE! That's right, folks! Take this handsome little model home, give him a test drive, and fall in love! We're so confident in Kia Kat that he comes with a REAL 30-day money-back guarantee! DON'T WAIT! THIS MODEL WON'T LAST LONG! Only ONE available, and when he's gone, HE'S GONE! Indoor only. Declawing prohibited by contract.
❤ Must be at least 21 to adopt. Adoption fee $125