boss

My adoption fee is $250 (card $258) which includes:

Annual distemper booster Rabies Spay/Neuter Microchip

Meet Boss!

Built like a brick house, shaped like a coffee table, with a head so large you’d assume there was a lot going on inside it. There is not.

Boss is happy about EVERYTHING. People? Happy. Dogs? Happy. Cats? Happy. Kids? Happy. Random plastic bag blowing through the yard? BEST DAY EVER.

He comes out of the gate with approximately 700 horsepower...then remembers 15 minutes later that his legs are six inches long and needs a break.

Loves kids, dogs, cats, and basically everyone he meets. Boss has never met a stranger—that would require enough critical thinking to determine someone is actually a stranger.

Short, stocky, ridiculously handsome, and almost always wearing his signature giant smile.

Sophisticated intellectual? Absolutely not.

Happy little meatball with zero worries, questionable decision-making skills, and enough love for everyone? 100%.

No thoughts. Just vibes. Boss is waiting for you.