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Now look people, I don't want to brag. . . but . . .if you are looking for the best of both worlds for an a new 4-legged hairy poppet I'm your gal. WHAT MAKES ME GREAT? You know what you're getting! I'm all grown up and I know how to handle my business properly. I'll run around with the 2-legged hairless ones already under your roof and wear them out so you can get on with your important human things--like making me lunch--and if you have other 4-legged hairy ones of the K9 variety they can join in, too. Let's just stick to woofers though, okay? Then when we are a tuckered out, I transition into your quintessential couch spud and will happily laze with you and give you some love. I dare you to resist that smile. Nope, didn't think you could.

I've made my point -- if you want to adopt me, submit an application at lpah.org/adoption. My adoption fee is $200