osbourne

If Ozzy Osbourne were a dog, he’d be this guy—minus the eyeliner and bat incidents. Osbourne is a toy-obsessed rock legend in the making, and his favorite instrument? A squeaky ball. He doesn't just play—he performs. Using his front paws like a tiny, furry drummer, he smacks his toys around the room, then charges after them like he’s on stage at Barkapalooza. This little man doesn’t need a crowd to put on a show—he can entertain himself for hours. But don’t be surprised if he insists you join the band. Whether it’s fetch, tug of war, or just following you around like your smallest, most adorable roadie (always with a toy in his mouth), Osbourne is happiest when he’s near his favorite human—you.

He’s also got the rockstar attitude down: demanding back scratches like a true diva, and throwing side-eyes if you stop too soon. But behind the fame and fluff is a clever boy who knows how to sit, shake, and probably run your tour schedule if you let him. Basically, Osbourne is part toy-lover, part cuddle-monster, and 100% show-stealer.

Get ready to live life loud—with a toy squeaking in the background at all times.